LeVar Blumpkin


a combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the bl-wj-b is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.
person 1: yo, my girlfriend and i was doing the levar blumpkin with “atlas shrugged” last night.

person 2: duuuude…

person 1: yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a sh-t! he went so blind, he has to wear a visor now… but you don’t have to take my word for it.

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