Level Jumper
1. any person that you just meet who attempts to befriend you immediately or to infiltrate an already established group of friends by trying desparately to fit in.
a common tactic of this individual is to over-self disclose about extremely personal things in order to “gain your trust” immediately.
also known as “instafriend-just add beer.”
“that guy jason that mo invited last night was such a level jumper; he told us me his dad died last week and then asked for my phone number in case he ‘needed someone to talk to.'”
someone who -ssumes they’re your best friend after only meeting you a few times.
chris is such a level jumper because he asked to borrow some money for some goose from rahul after only meeting him once.
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