monkey time
a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
mom: has anyone seen rufus? i can’t find the little dude.
young son and rufus’ bro: check the bas-m-nt closet. it’s monkey time in rufusland. ole’.
the period of time wherein one behaves in primate-like behavior. typical of male h-m-sapiens, monkeytime behavior includes excessive gestures of attraction towards the opposite s-x, spontaneous masturbation, and occ-ssional aggressive behavior towards other males.
“dude, he’s h-tting on the girl who’s helping him pick out a gift for his girlfriend!! ha ha ha, monkeytime! eieieieieieieieeeeeeeeeeeieieieieie”
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