Level of Leeness
often confused with “level of leetness” or “laugh out loud” , the ‘level of leeness’ is the universal scale used to determine how much like lee, any object is.
-in some cases also known as “level of larryness scale”
lexington: oh dude! did you hear what that f00 said?!
reginald: naa man i was busy taco masking my mocha momma, what he say?
lexington: he’s all like “the wavefunctions of an electron in that hydrogen atom are possessing definite energy (increasing downward: n=1,2,3,…) and angular momentum (increasing across: s, p, d,…)” what a crock block!
reginald: pfft send that down to th’a negro phi dactyl.
katie: wtf is wrong with you two! -throws a soda-
reginald: -hit by soda- ohh… d-mn b–tch your level of level of leeness is out’a whak!
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