Levi Johnston



the white trash high school dropout father of sarah palin’s out-of-wedlock grandchild. mr. johnston is currently estranged from palin’s daughter bristol palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on playgirl.com.
i asked bristol palin what she every saw in levi johnston. she replied “well, mainly his moose meat. he has a really big one, you know. just wait until you see it on playgirl.com.”

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