levism
the art of random nothingness or unexpected, unjustifiable actions of human beings.
symptoms: social inept-tude, chin straps, religious headgear during random moments in the year, simply complex minded, washing dishes and doing laundry at long intervals, feelings of the ability to bend sp-ce, time and reality,
opposite: james bond.
i.e. you are watching a movie with several friends… the movie is interrupted by a random act of yelling and rousing that has no relation to the movie, or current scene in the movie, or any comment anyone in the room has made – resulting in puzzled amazement by others in the room expecting context behind said random act of stupidity.
during a movie such as the terminator, explosive singing occurs ♪”somewhere over the rainbowwww!!”♪
in which after long pause, person two causally mumbles, “boy, that was one h-lluva act of levism”
1 more definition
the belief everything ever said or done is false, unknowable, and make up bullsh-t in addition to the ardent belief that everyone but you is full of sh-t. adherents of levism have a tenancy to p-ss other people off, but they don’t care, because as already stated these other people are, of course, full of sh-t. the founder of this school of thought is a mythical figure known only as “the lev”.
person 1: did you hear that guy preaching about levism the other day?
person 2: ya man, that guy was full of sh-t.
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