Lewiston Alarm Clock
a domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. named after the town of lewiston, maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
me: hey did you guys hear that lewiston alarm clock this morning?
them: yes, i hope it’s not like this all summer.
me: i was having such an awesome sleep until that lewiston alarm clock woke me up this morning.
them: i wanted to tell them to shut up, but i was scared the lewiston alarm clock would only get louder.
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