Lex Luthered
to have s-xual relations -n-lly prior to -j-c-l-t-ng one’s load then releasing all outcomes upon a partner’s posterior allowing a bed sheet to become stuck to the back, as if it were a cape.
grant lex luthered the sh-t out of barbara. she then went on to exclaim, “grant did you superman me!? he replied, “no trick.. you’ve been lex luthered!”
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