Lexi Lynn
the most fantastic and wonderful being you’ll ever meet. she has a lovely smile and an angelic voice and she’ll make you fall.. hard. when coming across a lexi lynn try to keep a few things in mind.
1. she has many people fawning over her so don’t -ssume she wants you.
2. if she takes a chance and says yes to you, serenade her every chance you get and make sure she can plainly see your undying love and admiration.
3. she’s a bit promiscuous and deadly, more so than cancer. you’ve been warned bro.
4. never let her go.
“wow, she’s perfect.”
“that must be lexi lynn.”
“now i can die with a full and happy life because now.. now, i have seen perfection.”
“i think i just fell in love.”
yeah, that’s definitely a lexi lynn
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