Lexie
biggest hoe you’ll ever meet. she stuffs her bra on a daily bases and can start things she can’t finish.
kaitlin: “that girl over there just said she was gonna beat me up, but she’s over there avoiding me.”
jenny: “her name must be lexie, don’t worry she’ll back out of it.”
an attractive, sweet, s-xy girl that casts a love spell on unsuspecting young males who cannot resist her. she is confident, outgoing, and cares about others…who wouldnt fall in love with her?!
boy1: i hope lexie says yes when i ask her out tonight.
boy2: i dunno man i asked her out 3 times and she has said no everytime, but shes just so cute i cant stop asking.
boy3: there is no hope guys, shes taken, the good ones always are!
a small woodland fairy that steals fiberone bars from little children.
did you just see that lexie flutter by? that was crazy!
the cutest, sweetest kid in the world! i luv u lex!
“i’m hangin with my friend today.”
“who?”
“lexie!”
the most awesome person ever
she freaking rocks everyones socks off
that girl is being so lexie
a hot s-xy usually short girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and a girl that can change you life forever
s-xy lexie, hot body and nice -ss!
a beautiful girl that has an awesome since of humor and spiritual qualities. she also has a great body and the best b-tt you can think off.
man i want to spank that girl lexie!
the girl of your dreams. the source of happiness. beauty incarnate.
symptoms of extended contact with lexie include loss of interest in all other things, insomnia, and the loss of the ability to frown.
see also:
perfect, angel, amazing, beautiful, dream
rob: “dude, i know you just saw lexie today but can you focus?”
bob: “nope.”
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