lexxhewitt
lexxhewitt:
often refered as the cutest girl in the school, funny, nice, kind and great with glue, especially glueing objects such as fur. if you refer to someone as lexxhewitt they must be very good looking and s-xy and must also enjoy lord of the rings.
boy: yoo did you see lord of the rings last weekend?
girl: yes i love lord of the rings, infact i want to shave my head to look like gollom
boy: dammn… lexxhewitt
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