Leysan


tatar bombsh-ll, known all around the world as the coolest dico-dancing biotch, who gets drunk without a drop of alcohol and who will seduce you with her exotic dish washing dance moves!! careful not to get swept away looking into her deep dark mysterious eyes. a single word from her golden lips will destroy your volition and make you submit to her ever-longing desire.
guy 1: omg, omg omgomgomg here she comes!
guy 2: it’s leysan. i met her in the amazonian rain forest three years ago.
guy 1: leysan is b-tching but totally not a b-tch!
guy 2: yea, she is so amazingly cool, and she knows like 5 languages… she’s like an international woman of mystery – a female james bond.
guy 1: yeah i’m so in love with her, but i don’t think i have a chance at conquering her untamable heart.
–leysan gracefully p-sses the two boys, blows a kiss, and disappears into the mist–
guy 2: omg, she is so hot
guy 1: totally, dude!

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