Lez Behan



born in honalulu, hawaii, lez behan was a waitress at a popular bar called “ticit-b,” also known as “there is cyanide in the beer.” on one fateful night, the view cast from three years ago arrived to become exceedingly drunk and eventually pummel each other with broken chair legs. lez was the waitress for their table. she arrived with their orders, and when rosie o’donnell’s eyes met lez’s, it was all over. from then on, she was known as a literal lez behan.
butch #1: have you seen lez behan lately?
butch #2: nah, i heard she’s been in hangin’ around o’donnell letely.

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