LFMF
learn from my fail
learnfrommyfail.com – my boss just asked me what i was working on, and i said “nothing.” lfmf
learn from my fail
james: “dude, what happened to you last night??”
david: “well, i smoked a good six bowls and did about 15 rumple shots.. long story short, i woke up south of the border in nothing but a sombrero and had an empty horse tranquilizer in my hand… lfmf
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