a very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: lbt, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. one of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. a phenomenal best friend.
joe: i missed the bus, so i got to my exam an hour late. i still got 99% though.
jane: wow, your a regular liam barkley.
joe: that’s “you’re” actually. grammar, jane, grammar.
- darker than three feet up a black bear's *ss
a pretty d-mn dark place. when i stumbled outta my silverado when i got home, the light wasn’t on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear’s -ss.
- lieberman alert
when someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. this term also applies for movies, tv and music. guy 1: mortal kombat is responsible for violent children. guy 2: lieberman alert!!
- da taste
something or someone tasty. why do you always have to go out of your way and hit on every chick that gives you a look? well, i do it for da taste! so just chill and lets have a tasty time.
an extreme h-m-s-xual that enjoys fondling dog genitals. this insult is highly offensin “wow jake you are such a lingwongay”
- stylishly wog
to have ultimate european style that leather jacket made him look stylishly wog