Lhamilton
a strange and obscene mix of a lamb, a cow, and a hippopotamus. usually lhamiltons only come outside during night time to make ginger snaps and email people who are already asleep. sometimes they enjoy long walks on the internet. they exist.
i cannot nullify the existence of lhamilton.
whoa, did you see that lhamilton? what a ba-aad lhamilton!
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