LHP


lhp = left hand path

left hand path is in the western esoteric tradition believed to be the evil path, equating black magic. it’s opposite is the right hand path, which stands for white magic.

the shortcut can be found in danzig’s 2010 alb-m “deth red sabaoth”
lhp is the road i’m on, if you’d like you can come along
just make sure that it’s what you want, and your will is strong
little hairy portuguese
john: hey dude what’s that over there?

mary: oh that’s the new lhp… he’s in 3rd year… hairy for a 15 year old girl, eh?!

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