love her so much
when you are in love with a girl/woman.
omg.. i’ve just realized that i lhsm.
a warm, small, flaky puff pastry with a strawberry filling. -walks into a bakery- “one lücledül please”
- itchy barnacles
enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve. carl’s job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. he frequently had to make stops […]
- guatemalan war hammer
when receiving a bl-wj-b, the man quickly pulls out his p-n-s and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood. “did you see stacy’s black eye?” “yeah, brian gave her a guatemalan war hammer.”
when a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the p-ssenger seat vacant. hence making it look like a taxi. comments like…. can you put the ac on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged. matt and i got a lift to the airport from ryan the […]
a s-xy -ss darkskin player who gets what he wants no matter the cost and runs people over at the football field. also gets all the hoes where the hoes at climmie