Liam Drunk
being obscenely drunk and rarely remember anything from the night, ever, even when convinced by others that certain events happened. there a two distinct forms, the baalim and the lanigan. both over-the-top drunk, but with slight differences in behaviour. however, both states-of-being are characterised by rowdiness and good times… we think.
i totally got a new level of liam drunk last night, and then i yelled ‘hooligans’ and ‘ham sandwich’ at p-sserbys.
a state in which total thought process control is lost. all actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. if unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.
“hey liam, how’s your night going? are you feeling liam drunk?”
“abbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 boymeetsworld!!!!”
{building then collapses}
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