Liam Hemsworth
the actor who should’ve played gale hawthorne in the movie adaptation if the hunger games.
liam hemsworth is better than and more hot than josh hutcherson. the casting director for the hunger games was obviously an idiot.
an aussie actor who cant seem to get his hands off miley cyrus’ -rs-!
first person: did you see bob at the party?
second person: yeah, he was totally liam hemsworth-ing jane!
miley cyrus’ latest squeeze. this aussie actor was relatively unknown until he landed a role opposite the disney tween idol in the nicholas sparks movie the last song. will no doubt become a heartthrob for thousands of girls bored with zac efron and the jonas brothers. destined to be “that guy, the one hannah montana dated.”
girl 1: hey, do you remember that movie that came out when we were in high school called the last song?
girl 2: oh, yeah. it had that hot guy in it, what’s-his-name.
girl 1: i know who you’re talking about. that guy who dated hannah montana for like five minutes. i think his name was leon something.
girl 2 (google searching): liam hemsworth!
an aussie actor who has pulled off the grand illusion of being good looking, when he is in fact ugly.
girl 1: omg! how hot is liam hemsworth!
girl 2: don’t let the accent fool you, look at his beady eyes, big mouth, big nose, big chin and big mutilated ears.
girl 1: …
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