Libeary



a giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. the libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. then you are stuck inside the libeary’s tummy forever.
little johnny: “finally!” (breathes in air) “the libeary!”
librarian: “no, you silly goose! this isn’t the libeary!”
little johnny: “oh…well, where is the libeary?!”
librarian: “i’ll show you the libeary if you be real quiet.”
little johnny: “right oh, libearian!”
librarian: “okay, there is the libeary.”
little johnny: “ahhhh!” (runs out of library screaming)

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