liberal coma is the state of political unconsciousness. time frames for this condition varies but usually only last until the individual grows up and has to actually face reality. when people have suffered or are in a liberal coma they are very idealistic or unrealistic about the world they live in. often when these people either have to support themselves or have children they begin to wake up from this coma. some never wake up.
veronica woke up from her liberal coma when she saw her unemployed, single-mom neighbor pull into her driveway with her new car, one of her babies daddies and the groceries she just purchased with food stamps.
- wood envy
when a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood. d-mn that guy’s hot. i have wood envy.
- monging out
the come-down after smoking marijuana sh-t man- i’m monging out basically – zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can’t help but do so. when your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes. it’s both a natural thing that happens and can also […]
- monkey s*cker
euphemism for “mother f-cker,” to be used when your elders are around. bob: “that sick f-ck was f-ck-ng his own mom, so i called him a…” (bob’s father walks in the room) bob: “…monkey sucker!” a term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey’s d-ck.used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, […]
- monk juice
beer brewed by monks monk juice is the nectars of the goof life
a combination of the words monotone and drone on, monodrone describes a way of telling a story that threatens to put the listener to sleep or encourages her to attempt strangulation of the speaker. a story told in monodrone has no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end – it […]