Liberal douchebag


people that give the democratic party a bad name, they hate america whilst living in it. all parts of it, especially:

a) soldiers
b) corporations
c) government

despite having all three need a sh-tload of straightening up, yet necessary to the usa, liberal douchebags blame america for everything.
nonsensical hippy-tard in berkeley, belmont, or santa cruz: amerikkka sucks! f-ck the troops! all they do is advance the fat wallets of korporate sk-mmmm!! -burns an american flag-
rational person: shut the f-ck up, liberal douchebag.

see author dolphin_x for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
a democrat, social parasite, or self-described ‘progressive’ who feels more comfortable having others do their thinking for them. the vast majority of positions espoused by liberal douchebags are merely re-repeatings of things heard from other, more vociferous liberal douchebags. liberal douchebags are incapable of logical thinking. there are only three requirements for being a liberal douchebag:

1. you must be superior to all others (and you must incessantly announce your perceived intelligence to the point where everyone knows you are actually a liberal douchebag, i.e. “liberals are smarter because of the direct ingestion of same-s-x genitalia.”

2. you must not have any actual accomplishments in life. anyone who has actually accomplished anything in life would have nothing to do with a liberal douchebag social parasite.

3. you must be untalented and hateful to become a liberal douchebag.
american_patriot is a liberal douchebag because he feels he needs to interject his views into every area of politics, including those areas in which he has voiced opposition to or disagreement with.

or

liberal douchebags, like american_patriot, whine and cry about how unfair the world is because they are losers who prefer society solve their problems. then they use names like american_patriot because they cannot handle the psychological pain of being such a loser.
people who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. they are selfish and pompous. these types usually smell like -ss and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. these were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
the west coast of america is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.
the disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. they are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. they are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. they lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda
“that self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant pr-ck one would ever meet.”

almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a liberal douche-bag

a. uh, huh? total cr-p, same baloney you hear on fox news or “world nut daily”

b. as spock says, “the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few.”

c. ronald reagan is responsible for this entire mess not list their favourite liberal icon.

d. this can all be traced back to killing muslims for oil and the cia’s installation of the shah.

e. your choice: (1) the 2000 election was stolen or (2) the 2004 election was stolen.

f. a review of the key arguments: (1) i am never wrong; (2) refer to 1.

g. this conversation is over.

h. move on to something real… or call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”

i. the days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it
another hateful term created by the conservative hate culture.

like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against liberals who decide to speak out in the name of freedom and democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. see cheap-shot

this term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.
it looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a liberal douchebag… so much for the right to free speech.

btw there is a sp-ce between douche and bag.

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