liberal glasses
liberal gl-sses are the dark and thick-rimmed gl-sses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. they are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. also called “hipster gl-sses.” it is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. the majority of people who wear liberal gl-sses are also white.
jay carney, tina fey, and janeane garofalo wear stereotypical liberal gl-sses.
“will” wore liberal gl-sses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. as long as he wore the magical liberal gl-sses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.
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