Librarial Complex
noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a post-freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by all nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the s-xual powers of the average librarian.
male patron in library queue to take out the latest stephen king novel: (wolf whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) d-mn she’s hot!
female friend of male patron: (pouting) you never whistle like that for me. 🙁
male patron: (rolls eyes) you’re not a librarian. librarians are s-xier then all of us. you have a librarial complex my jealous uns-xy friend.
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