library shenanigans
when peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.
librarian: “you there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia… stop the -&-@! library shenanigans right this minute!”
library patron: “oops, sorry – i was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice me because it’s all about me!”
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- semi incest
the act of engaging in the same s-xual event as a relative without directly engaging in intercourse with them “you had a threesome with your brother?” “we had a girl in between us, we never stuck into each other. it’s only semi incest.”
- big roll
when you eat too many twinkies before a swim season that guy andy over there has a big roll. he might not swim as fast.
- shirt squirt
when a man -j-c-l-t-s, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt. bill clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
- snivelerette
female sniveler; sniveleress; sniveletress; sniveletrix; a person who makes frequent complaints usually about little things the snivelerette pleaded for more s-x, compulsively. female sniveler; sniveleress the snivelerette always blew older men, for furs.
- mabrey
a total wh-r- that sucks c-ck for a living and will let you bang her for a dollar and will whack you with her oversized d-ld- let’s give that mabrey a dollar and have fun