libretti


1. (verb) when a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, f-cking) a man’s p-n-s and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it.
2. (noun) a man that never touches his genitals.
1. guy 1: how was your night last night?
guy 2: it was awesome, she librettied me all night long and i didn’t have to do a thing!
guy 1: nice.

2. “that guy is such a libretti, he’ll never touch himself leading up to the day he dies.”

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