librosexual
the term used to describe people who are not straight, bis-xual, gay, or a-s-xual. this group of people are those who enjoy the company of a book rather than actual human contact. it can also mean those people who see themselves in an emotional and/or romantic relationship with fictional and/or non-fictional characters from books, based on their own mental image of the character. because they create a perfect companion through this character, real people no longer seem attractive.
girl 1: i’m not actually attracted to you…
boy: why not?
girl 2: well, hadn’t you heard… she’s a-s-xual-
girl 1: like a plant!
boy: … ok, you’re weird… so girl 2, you want to go out with me then?
girl 2: no thanks.
boy: well why not?
girl 2: i’m a libros-xual.
the s-xual attraction to books. this can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.
person 1: did you know james was libros-xual?
person 2: dude i know, i totally caught him f—ing a book yesterday.
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