License Plate
a tattoo, usually located at the base of a female’s (generally one of loose character) neck. used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style s-x.
chad was so stoned, the only way to he was able to remember the b-tch was by her license plate.
a tattoo located above the b-ttocks, generally spanning from one hip to the other
also termed as “santa cruz license plate”
molly’s pants were so low cut you could see the bottom of her license plate.
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