lick a butthole
lick a b-tthole. to take ones mouth and lick the r-ct-m of the -n-s using the tongue and lips. like french kissing a mouth but the b-tthole does not kiss back. licking a dirty r-ct-m is also called a dirty sanchez because one can get a chocolate mustache. the b-tthole is also known as the p–p shoot, hershey highway, bung hole, brown eye, third eye, stinkin pinky, sh-t hole, fart flute, hampster hall, stink eye ( not to be confused with the old gypsy curse ),john browne, down on the brown, prune slit, pucker hole, sh-t slit, dark mark ( gay term ), stink mouth, ol sh-t bin, stink hollows, cr-p shoot, old plum, figgy hole, third input and the ever favorite r-ct-m sanctorum.
i lick a b-tthole, in fact i just licked janes stinky pinky. i had my tongue so far down her p–p shoot: i could taste her lunch.
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