lick before you lap
the doggie-variation of da famous “scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet” proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils gee whillikerz — i shoulda followed my mama’s advice to “lick before you lap” — i shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before i greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
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