lickety piss
someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.
morson: dude how much did you drink last night?
chris the lickety p-ss: like 10 beers and a lot of jack daniels
racheal: ummm more like half a beer, whatta lickety p-ss!!
terence: oi i is in poland!
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