lickety split
spreading the p-ssy lips with your tongue. that’s the real meaning.
that girl is so fine i would eat her lickety split
“lickety split”, meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. the origin of the expression isn’t totally clear. similar to stat.
grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so i have to get her to the hospital lickety split!
adv. very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.
i got out of that strip club lickety-split when i realized the dancer was actually a man.
the reason why lesbians travel faster than gays
the 2 lesbians drove to san francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their sh-t.
another word for going down on a woman. to get some lickety split is to eat p-ssy.
lickety split is also the t-tle of a lesbian p-rn movie.
a short s-x act (performed when eating out a guy’s -ss from behind) whereby the -ss-eater momentarily services his c-ck and b-lls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his -ss.
important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different s-x act: sucking c-ck from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the d-ck and b-lls but is still really all about the -ss, a side dish to the main course.
while hungrily eating out jeff’s -ss, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his b-lls and c-ck giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.
when you make a ‘v’ with your middle and fore fingers and aggressively lap your tongue between to entice females with the suggestion of oral s-x.
another variation is to make the ‘v’ with your pinky and fore fingers in the “rocker licketysplits” option.
“when he showed me the speed at which he could do the licketysplits i soaked my panties”
to administer c-nn-l-ng-s
i gave her lickety-split
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