Licking The Turtle
when someone -j-c-l-t-s up someone else’s -ss, then waits for that person to take a sh-t, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of sh-t hanging out their -ss) then proceeds to lick the come off the sh-t.
“i really fancy licking your turtle”
“i dont know how to do it”
“on’t worry with me you’ll be just fine….no bend over…”
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