shmoffe
originates from the word shmeat.
a delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males p-n-s. usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
here you go harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
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