lidgasm
happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the d-mn thing skeets all over you.
aka the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
guy 1: what’s that on your shirt?
guy 2: dude, my f-cking yogurt skeeted all over me when i was opening it.
guy 1: you got hit by a f-cking lidgasm.
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