lie-ence
science supported by made up facts or fudged data. junk science.
man-caused globull warming and any “scientific studies” touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
the pract-tioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
bill: “wow! this scientific study says snake oil will increase the size of my p-n-s!”
krystin: “don’t be a sucker. that sounds like lie-ence to me.”
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