Life Affirming Shit
life affirming sh-t (las)
a bowel movement or sh-t that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
the taking of a sh-t that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
when your colon gives an extra 20%
am. whats up bp. you goode?
bp. i am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming sh-t, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
bp. how was the work out?
am. goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming sh-t. made the final weigh in look really goode.
am. bp you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. a normal dump will be come a life affirming sh-t, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
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