life boner
(n)an incredible moment in one’s life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.
person a:dude, i just got the largest life b-n-r you could ever imagine!
person b: what happened?
person a: i won the lottery!!!
person b: oh mylanta. you just gave me a life b-n-r, too!
when your life is going incredibly well. its as if you get a hard on for your life.
dude my life is going so well, i have such a raging life b-n-r.
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