the act of giving up a vile or vicious habit or behaviour such as debauchery, gambling, drinking, wh-r–mongering, extravagance and heavy partying and resuming a virtuous life with a clean slate.
if you wanna lead a married life, you need to leave all your past behind you for life renewal.
lick my dirty spoiled v-g-n- bob : h-llo can i bag ?? stacy : ooh guess wat, lmdsv
- Mike Scully
1) the greatest executive producer “the simpsons” has ever seen. 2) one of the best writers in television. guy 1: “dude want to watch the simpsons? marge be not proud is on.” guy 2: “that ep was written by mike scully wasn’t it?” guy 3: “buy me bonestorm or go to h-ll!”
- Power Bait
when you stick your finger in a girl’s -ss, then follow with a fish hook that way you have power bait on your finger. she said no -ss-to-mouth but i gave her some power bait anyway. you bring 2 drunk girls from the bar to your house and you set a 2 sided d-ld- on […]
- phone masterbator
a s-x freak who leaves a voice mail message about having s-x while masterbating. i can’t believe that guy did that to you. isn’t there a phone masterbator law?
the act of constantly insulting or making fun of the little aussie. often marked by calling her a roo girl, tugging on her tail, and trying to leap (drunkenly) into her pouch. only the irish are able to survive this deadly act, due to the fact they are merely a shoelace iq below the aussie’s.. […]