Life-Shit
a defecation so glorious that its p-ssing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
friend a: “do i hear brad crying in the bathroom?”
friend b: “he must have just p-ssed a life-sh-t!”
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