lifejacket
when a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her b–bs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.
while trapped in a cave, grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend’s lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.
a protective device that you put on before you motorboat a woman with ample cans. also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.
ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.
in jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom
you waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?
one who thinks he’s good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn’t eat their -ss.
whose up next?
oh you know, lifejacket.
oh f-ck, not again!
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