Lifeless Prophet


an individual who tells people things that no one cares about. usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.
guy 1: hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! it’s like so cool.
guy 2: … i really don’t care
guy 3: d-mn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.

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