Life’s a Bitch
1) a phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the -ss at an inconvenient time. usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) also used to show sympathy to a friend who the sh-t has happened to.
1) shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. shannon then might say “life’s a b-tch.”
2) your friend: “i just got fired and my girlfriend left me.”
you: “life’s a b-tch.”
can be defined in a few ways.
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show comp-ssion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the -ss
life’s a b-tch, get the best of her.
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