LME
lme stands for the three stages of masturbation. the 1st stage which is l, stands for lubricate. the 2nd stage m, for m-st-rb-t- and the final stage e, for -j-c-l-t-.
bob: hey johnny. what you up to tonight bro?
johnny: nothing much man. i’m just gonna stay home and lme.
bob: legalize marijuana exchange?
johnny: no silly. i’m gonna lubricate my p-n-s. then i’ll log on to spankwire and m-st-rb-t-. when i feel i’m about to c-m, i’ll -j-c-l-t-.
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