lifesavors
the chewy yummy delicious fruit flavored candy we all love. little and round with a hole in the middle. solve all problems. they come in many flavors, but now i am eating wild berry flavor. mmmmmm… satify your taste buds today.
brad: hey honey i know that we are having a hard time now, but try some lifesavors.
angela: fine. (brief pause when she puts candy into mouth) mmmmmm that is good!!
brad: i told you so
angela: come here honey buns!!
(they embrace and live happily ever after)
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