Lifestar Ambulance
a small hick ambulance transport company located in emporia,va. its is co-owned by 3 people one who resembles a garbage pail kid farmer and the other 2 are related. mommy started the company and her son now oversees anything that comes across his desk since this is where he is usually p-ssed out drunk and unable to take care of anything unless it involves female employees that are half his age despite having a wife that resembles livestock. “hometown values” here means being transported by overweight, stinking emt’s and medics who have stinky fingers from masturbating on duty before coming to pick up the patient, and being transported in dirty ambulances with dirty sheets and blankets that the crew most likely either slept in before placing it on the stretcher.
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