Lightening


alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous facebook users.
status: “wow, thunder and lightening tonight!”
fifteen of my f-ckwit friends ‘like’ this.

comment:”really, a storm and altered skin tone?”

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