Lighthousing
when you’re lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you’re trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.
brian: tom, you look tired. rough night?
tom: nah, jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when i was trying to sleep.
the action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. this occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.
i was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn’t stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off
gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
to insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.
i was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.
when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!
tim lighthoused me in the shower
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