Lightning Position
a s-x position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. no animals required.
one individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the -n-s of the squatting individual quickly… the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
larry got that b-tch in lightning position, but his dingdong was too big to shove up the -n-s.
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